His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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