Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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