She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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