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I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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