Define "chronic" masturbator.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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