i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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