Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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