Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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