She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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