Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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