I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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