i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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