i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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