No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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