Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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