Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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