Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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