I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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