11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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