The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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