Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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