so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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