i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So much rum. So many feels.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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