I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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