Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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