chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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