so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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