Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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