Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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