Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
my liver is dry heaving
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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