gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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