butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Randomize
