doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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