dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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