I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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