i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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