I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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