i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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