My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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