He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
What a dumb baby whore.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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