You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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