He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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