I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Every concussion has its silver lining
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize