Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
