i permit you to call me
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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