Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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