I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
