No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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