Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You have to summon your inner elephant
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I think i got beer on your cat.
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