Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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