I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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