He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Did we literally take a cab across the street
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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