you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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