ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
is it fun? or sober?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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