I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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