it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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