Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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