He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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