Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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