its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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