Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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